every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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