Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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