a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Randomize