yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
