is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
