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the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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