I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I party with great urgency now.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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