Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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