I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Randomize
