What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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