i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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