listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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