NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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