Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
