so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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