I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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