Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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