Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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