Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You coming home soon, man?
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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