The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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