Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
