I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
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ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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