He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
