Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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