Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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