It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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