im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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