Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
This is not my ceiling
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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