I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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We are two peas in an std pod
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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