if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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