can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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