I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I think we might need a safe word for this...
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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