Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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