i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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