I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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