My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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