If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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