using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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