we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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