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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels

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  Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur

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  Nice use of current day folklore

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• (949): View more from California

  the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters

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• (559): View more from California

  today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.

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• (909): View more from California

  Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Are we hungover?

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  I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.

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  Too low?

  (224): View more from Illinois

  Yes.

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• (310): View more from California

  I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.

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  You're sick. Take pictures if you can.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.

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• (646): View more from New York

  The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.

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• (733): View more from

  How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way

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