Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends