They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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