You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist