I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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