you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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