Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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