Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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