i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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We are all done wearing pants today
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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