...so i touched it.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
she looked like the before picture.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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