your thong is hanging out like whoa
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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