i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so let's talk penis.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
