Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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