I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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