fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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