That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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