its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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