I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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